Friday, October 17, 2008

Breaking News Bulletin!!

Ok, you know how I say I have the greatest ex-boyfriends? Well, I really do. Tonight I'm going to a concert with one of those wonderful men. To see Ryan Fucking Adams. I love him. He is a music god. He is the man of my dreams...the naughty ones. And I have never seen him in concert. But my friend happens to have a job that lets him do cool things like take friends to concerts and is taking lucky me to the show tonight. We're sitting in his super close seats, and...wait for it...I might even get to meet Ryan after the show. My friend hung out with Kid Rock last night and hangs out with rock stars fairly regularly so there's a high probability.

I just want you to know that as he is one of my top five dude celebs, I am allowed to be totally slutty on this most special occasion. For once in my life, I will live up to the legend of Penny Lane by being the best band-aid there ever was. The whole of my life has led up to this one moment, and I will not disappoint destiny. Ryan, take me, I'm yours.

Seriously. Look at his face. He's so asking for it.


The Alleged Ringleader said...

Do it! OMG what are you wearing? You have to do WHATEVER IT TAKES!

The Alleged Ringleader said...

I know...we're so totally having a blogmance hahaha

Little Sister Pixie said...

What is it with musicians/singers that we absolutely LOVE so much?! It's like they're your drug of choice & you just keep getting addicted to them! ;)

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